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The Texas Chainclaw Massacre!

The Texas Chainclaw Massacre!

$15.99

THE CLAW IS FAMILY!

Impress your family with your VERY impressive love of parody law allowed T-Shirts. Combining what COULD be a movie about a man with a face not made of suede and what in another world could be the alcy seltzy of Summer 2019 in a very popular and delicious flavor! IF only a drink like this existed in our world… and they had sent me a cease and desist. Oh well, always next time!

I forget what this shirt is printed on but if you want to know just ask me. The colors are beautiful and the shirt is stupid nice material. It’s one of those premium brands. I’ll check and fill you in. Unfortunately, only Small remains because this is the hottest fashion accessory of the Roaring 20’s! Unfortunately, no more will be made unless you are a lawyer! If you are, let’s get printing!

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